Disgusturbate

verb;

to be so thoroughly disgusted that one begins furiously masturbating as a reflex.

When Nathan accidentally took off his pants and turned on his webcam while we were chatting on GCHAT, I was so shocked and appalled by his lewd behavior that I had to turn on my own webcam and began to disgusturbate right then and there!

by Embryonic Sperm Cell October 3, 2010

disgustive

Disgusting to the extent of inspiring conversation and discussion.

When Richard Gere allegedly used gerbils for sexual gratification it was quite disgustive. Although in retrospect this was merely an urban legend from the 1990's.

by cherryblossom October 14, 2007

disgustus

1. a mass of displeasing or disgusting matter
2. a person who is a waste of life
3. a feeling, generally brought on by exposure to displeasing or disgusting materials or people

1. "i definitely just sat in something. what's this disgustus on my butt?"
2. "what a weird kid. he's such a disgustus"
3. "i just gave that fat guy a sponge bath. i feel all disgustus."

by valerie July 19, 2004

disguster

Disguster - one that disgusts others. commonly used by people that are drunk.

Chris , you are such a disguster.

by dotforaneye May 14, 2010

disgusterous

A dimbo way of saying disguting

I eat dog crap
that is totally disgusterous

by Katy and Louise April 22, 2006

Disgusturbution

Something or someone performing acts of stupidity and shame that would cause even someone such as Don Vito to throw up or feel violated. Combination of "Disgusting" and "Disturbing"

Finding out that our cafeteria takes uneaten food from the garbage and puts it in our lunch is a complete act of disgusturbution.

by CallMeMilekno601 October 24, 2008

Disgusturbate

(Verb) masturbation but to something that disgusts you.

Chad: I can't stop watching midget scat porn.
Kyle: oh you like to Disgusturbate!

by CrimsonBeefcake July 4, 2023