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ostrich diplomacy

When seemingly important overseas diplomatic talks are initiated to detract from what’s actually going on at home.
His repeated engagements in ostrich diplomacy is starting to wear a little thin.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019
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irish diplomacy

The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.
by david36 November 11, 2008
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shotgun diplomacy

1. A form of negotiations where heated lead is exchanged instead of heated words.

2. Negotiating in which one side gains leverage by threatening violence.
1. Once they found out I turned them over things got rough but I got out ok with a little shotgun diplomacy.

2. Either you give me the money, or I have Bruno here use a bit of shotgun diplomacy on your ass.
by Ecks Romana April 9, 2009
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Big Dick Diplomacy

Derived from Theodore Roosevelt's "Big Stick Diplomacy". Big Dick Diplomacy refers to an extremely sexually active man who is a nice guy, but gets women to sleep with him with his big dick. This eliminates the need "Speak softly but carry a big dick, and you will go far."
Dick Cheney actively practiced big dick diplomacy.
by Razzlefrazz May 10, 2013
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Long-haired diplomacy

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.
After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!
by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011
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facebook diplomacy

"Facebook diplomacy" is so called because it is, like real diplomacy, the building and maintaining of relationships, except it is done with facebook instead of in person, over the phone, or using any other traditional means of communication. Facebook diplomacy usually consists mostly of exchanging wall posts with other people.

Unfortunately, given that the nature of facebook is devoid of meaningful substance, facebook diplomacy is often just useless banter and/or not thought out or cohesive. A person might have a lot of facebook diplomacy with an acquaintance that they don't really know, which will often boil down to an essence of nothing more than "what's up?"
College student: "Man, I've got eighteen new wall posts, I've got some serious facebook diplomacy to conduct."

College student: "That girl from class just friended me. She seems cool, I think I'll do some facebook diplomacy and get to know her a little."
by Mister Big Words January 11, 2009
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pugilistic-diplomacy

When involved in a politically-tense situation and all progress has halted in discussions, it is the practice of applying percussive-logic to your opponent in the form of a beat-down.
"Justin was ignorantly speaking about 'homos' again last night at the bar. But my gay cousin was with us and got really upset. So I stuck up for my cousin and argued with Justin until he threw a beer at me. At that point I switched to pugilistic-diplomacy and prevailed in the argument."
by BangarangYourMom August 22, 2012
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