by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005
Get the good enough diplomamug. The Associate's degree's bastard step child.
Your allegorical left thumb. As in, if you have a high school diploma, you have a left thumb and no one cares, but if you don't have a high school diploma, then everyone asks why the hell you don't have a left thumb.
Your allegorical left thumb. As in, if you have a high school diploma, you have a left thumb and no one cares, but if you don't have a high school diploma, then everyone asks why the hell you don't have a left thumb.
Ted: I just got my high school diploma!
Ben: Great, now you can get that lawn mowing job!
Ben: Even though I'm making six figures at this engineering job, I actually never got my high school diploma.
Ted: Omg are you serious? How stupid are you that you can't get a high school diploma!
Ben: Great, now you can get that lawn mowing job!
Ben: Even though I'm making six figures at this engineering job, I actually never got my high school diploma.
Ted: Omg are you serious? How stupid are you that you can't get a high school diploma!
by sprinkies November 30, 2011
Get the High School Diplomamug. I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma
by UVA Law July 3, 2011
Get the JMU diplomamug. Paper that costs $15,000(or more) that proves you passed even though you didn't study anything in high school and makes College or uni professors scratch their head if they should report the school who gave you that paper.
by MtheWeiss May 27, 2018
Get the High School Diplomamug. by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013
Get the Puerto Rican Diplomamug. Jasper County High School, graduate of class of 2004 and Class of 2007. High School Diploma, by Kion S. Wilson, 4Yrs of Service to United States Marine Corps Cadet First Lieutenant, CDT1STLT, Commandant of the Cadets in the Corps, The Corpses, and the University of North Georgia. In the state of south carolina, title X of the united states code
by anonymous April 3, 2022
Get the High School Diplomamug. Not to be confused with a shameless "doggie factory" that exacerbates the domestic-canine-overpopulation problem, this type of disgraceful also-valuing-wealth-over-public-welfare establishment merely prints up fake "emotional-support animal" or "therapy pet" certificates, so that you can have your waggy-tailed buddy accompany you anywhere you wish, even places with a "no pets allowed except service animals" rule.
In part one of the "Wishbone" episode, "Halloween Hound", Joe doesn't need the services of a puppy diploma mill to be allowed to have Wishbone come into Oakdale Sports and Games with him, since shop-owner Travis Del Rio assures Joe that he likes dogs.
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
Get the puppy diploma millmug.