An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.
When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.
When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.
James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.
Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.
James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.
Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?
James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.
Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.
James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.
Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?
James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.
by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009
Get the Dicktionarymug. A dictionary of Sex-related terminology.
by Fangsta December 14, 2003
Get the dicktionarymug. a list, sometimes large, made by whores of all of the people they have had inside them and their dick length
crystal: my dicktionary is twenty three pages and ordered by name
brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included
brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included
by Futanaria July 26, 2010
Get the dicktionarymug. A dick who talks their mouth off and acts like they know everything, but nobody understands what their saying because everybody gets pissed on by what their saying.
Dicktionary: "SHUT UP FOOL!!! YOU SUCK LIKE A VACUUM CLEANUH!! YOUR TRIPPIN ALL DA WAY DOWN DA STAIRS SUCKA!!"
Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.
Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.
by Mattnificent aka J.A.L. November 9, 2007
Get the dicktionarymug. by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011
Get the Dicktionarymug. A popular term used for dictionaries that do not provide the appropriate definition the user is looking for. But this word is usually only used when such person is in great stress from lack of time and urgent need to find the definition of that word.
"Okay what is an aliuqualia paradox? Let me look in the dictionary."
"Where is that word? God, this dictionary is a dicktionary."
"Where is that word? God, this dictionary is a dicktionary."
by Notinhandle22291 May 2, 2021
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