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Dickmatized

When a woman gets dick so good that she suffers a variety of symptoms ranging from letting things she normally wouldn't "slide" or him to get away with lies and other devious behavior. Extreme cases include believing his lies, giving him access to her home, car and cash, and making excuses for his obvious bad behavior.
Samantha ass was so dickmatized she let Chris drive her car AND have her whole tax return because he said he could "flip" it .
by Jaded88 February 11, 2018
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Dicksand

Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.
We're not gonna see Susan again for a while. She's caught up in Tom's dicksand.
by AvocadoToast June 10, 2016
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Dicksand

Like quicksand, but with dicks. When a woman loses herself into a guy and in love with being in love. Made famous through the movie "How To Be Single".
She was almost over him when he called her again and she fall back into his dicksand.
by Ella Burrito September 19, 2016
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dickmatize

To mesmerize or enchant a woman with you sexual prowess.
She's been calling me everyday sicnce we hooked up, she's so dickmatize.
by bob_deep November 15, 2009
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dickmoneyed

To get inconceivably drunk
Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed
by annabelDickson August 2, 2017
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Dickanator

1. A short person of the masculine variety, often also small in stature, whose actions are wholly reflective of their goal to prove they do not have a small penis or otherwise assert their masculinity.
Man, that guy Sandy is such a dickanator.

I swear to god, if I get called a homofag by those whiny ten-year-old dickanators on Xbox Live one more time I'm going to go postal in a kindergarten.
by TaylorBryant April 7, 2009
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Dickmatized

Hypnotized by a good dick :D. And you can’t think straight because the dick is so good! Dickmatized!
You know you dickmatized when you want someone to meet your father when it’s only been a week and a half.
by Ali Escobedo August 13, 2018
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