DickFister

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.

Grafton you are such a dickFister!

by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009

Dicklit

In literature: The opposite of chicklit books

These books are intended for people who can't bear light, humor and must be oppressed by dark, overly-philosophical crap.

Esp. Self help books by male authors which are basically randomly dark philosophical statements stringed together

Human1: Dude, read 'The Monk Who sold His Ferrari'. It's rad.

Human2: No way!! It's just a dicklit!!

by Blue~Flame February 27, 2010

dickblister

Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"

This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."

John Mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a dickblister.

by gabe3 December 10, 2009

Dickfist

Noun
1. An exaggerated expression for describing male genitalia.
Verb
1. The act of applying (with force usually) one's dickfist onto another.

Tachus said that he's gonna dickfist you if you don't follow his orders!

by Aryolo July 27, 2008

dicklish

The act of tickling someone, using one's penis. Dickling them.

Tara is very dicklish.

by Face! June 25, 2008

dicklish

(adj) The condition of one's dick being ticklish.

Man, I am so dicklish. My girlfriend was trying to give me a hand job but I couldn't stop laughing!

by Nosidammmmm April 4, 2011

dickistry

The chemistry between a dick and another male or female.

His dickistry was so compatible it attracted both genders.

by xamartx May 18, 2014