Dick Cheney 

The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.

Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh! It's just Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney by Paresthesia April 10, 2006

Dick Cheney 

A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America

Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.

Fred: why?

Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!

Dick Cheney by CHOWnoobCHOW April 20, 2009

Dick Cheney 

An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.

Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?

Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...

Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!

Dick Cheney by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009

Dick Cheney 

Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

Dick Cheney by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Dick Cheney 

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President

1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.

Dick Cheney by Booblover April 9, 2006

Dick Cheney 

a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.

Oh, my god he shot me!

What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney by lizoffspring April 23, 2006

Dick Cheney 

The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.

See: Lucifer

"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"

Dick Cheney by Kratos April 19, 2006