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Diabolik

A guy who possesses the skills in life that are commonly looked over . Usually skilled in gaming , owning players both skilled and noobs . Dominating the dark forms of music , and being able to consume large amounts of drugs in order to boost the experience to the max . Normally a Diabolik is a very chilled and cool guy .
Don't fuck with that guy he is Diabolik .

I met this dude he was cool as Diabolik.

That dude took a Diabolik amount of drugs .
by darkpsy June 29, 2011
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Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.
Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019
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self diagnosis

When a person diagnoses themselves based on websites like WebMD and Mayo Clinic.

Step 1: "Owww it hurts"

Step 2: Google where it hurts

Step 3: Examples come up on the search

Step 4: Compare the respective sites

Step 5: Come to conclusion
Jeff googled "irregular pain in the kidney area" to see what was up. WebMD told him that it could just be a muscle strain; this was Jeff's self diagnosis and he decided that was the problem and didn't go to the doctor. 8 months later Jeff found out he had terminal hip bone cancer and that he had only 2 years to live.

Elise had a slight pain in her neck after falling off her bed in the middle of the night and hitting herself. Being a chronic neurotic, she feared for the worst, googled it, just in case. She self diagnosed herself to have had throat cancer. She went to the doctor and found out it was a simple trapezius sprain.
by bpipic April 8, 2010
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Dagorhir

A game utilizing safely padded weapons so that hits do not need to be pulled. Players use weapons usually made of PVC Fiberglass, foam camping mat (Closed Cell), or couch cusions (Open cell). Participants are also required to wear fantasy garb and are encouraged to make their own clothes. Many Players affectionatley refer to dagorhir as "Dag"

Weapons include: Bow and Arrow, sword, hammer,etc. spear
Person 1: Hey I'm bored let's go beat people up with Padded PVC pipes!

Person 2: Okay, I heard there is a battle at the local Dagorhir chapter today.
by I.P. Frielie May 26, 2008
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doowop dago

A greasy haired italian with no goddamn papers.
"Hey johnny look over there!"

"where?"

"at the quattro amicci cafe, look at all the fucking doowop dagos"
by hemps August 25, 2014
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diagonalize

to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.
"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.
by MikeS August 15, 2006
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diabological

I have a diabological plan to rule the world.
by Hexar April 28, 2004
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