by xosebear October 11, 2014
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The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.
The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2021
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Similar to the sex stunt, "The Danza", The Delivery Boy is performed when a guy is having sex with a girl from behind.
Other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.
As the dude is about to cum he announces "DING DONG", imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.
When the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (Yes, a real slice of pizza)
After the 'pizza slap' occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the 'delivery' has been made:
"Here's the extra sauce!" (...and proceed to ejaculate)
Feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.
Other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.
As the dude is about to cum he announces "DING DONG", imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.
When the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (Yes, a real slice of pizza)
After the 'pizza slap' occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the 'delivery' has been made:
"Here's the extra sauce!" (...and proceed to ejaculate)
Feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.
"Dude, she wakes me and starts sucking my dick. We had that pizza on the table from last night...I couldn't help but do the "Delivery Boy" on her!"
by Study a Broad July 23, 2008
Get the delivery boy mug.n. Any type of food that will will transport a large amount of delicious condiment/topping into the mouth. Such as: bread is just the delivery-device for butter. Crackers are just a cheese delivery-device, and hot dogs are just a ketchup/mustard delivery-device.
Daughter: Do you want some bread with that butter, dad?
Dad: Well, bread is just the butter delivery-device.
Dad: Well, bread is just the butter delivery-device.
by Pwny912 July 18, 2009
Get the Delivery-Device mug.The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.
God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.
I better put some delivery pants on.
I better put some delivery pants on.
by lazyinnyc January 6, 2013
Get the Delivery Pants mug.Delivery stress is the sensation of anxiety experienced from the powerlessness associated with waiting at home in anticipation of the delivery of goods, most commonly households appliances, scheduled to arrive at an unfeasibly, imprecise time. Some may also experience associated cabin fever due to the inability to leave one's home for fear of missing the delivery slot. Other associated Behaviour includes irrational calling/complaining; excessive coffee consumption; neighbour pestering; post-its on doors; loitering outside home; inability to accept reality of poor delivery services; denial. For those with online shopping addictions, Delivery Stress can be a complicated and all encompassing condition.
My delivery was scheduled to arrive between 07:00 and 20:00 today. I've had such bad delivery stress all day, I couldn't plan my life or even go out for a latte. And when it arrived, it wasn't the organic fair trade quinoa I had ordered. It was unfair trade!!
by Rboum October 3, 2013
Get the Delivery stress mug.That queasy feeling as you ponder if that "sushi" restaurant you are about to order from has real Sushi, so you check Yelp first.
I did the delivery app dance, but I never actually order at Yelp, their delivery system sucks balls.
by pamoa November 15, 2018
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