dangled

jacked up or messed up. when something is going wrong

This party is dangled.
You stupid dangled crackhead.

by Ian Clariza May 23, 2006

Dangling

free dangling of male genitals without underwear otherwise called freeballing

freeballers can be called 'Danglers'

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

dangle

1. to be hanged

2. the male genitals, especially the penis

I can't believe he wanted to dangle over having a small dangle.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2011

Dangle

The second of the three known stages of a human penis. Suceeding the dingle, Dangle is the phase in which the penis grows a bit in girth and length and resembles a boiled ball park frank. It does not have enough strength to sustain its own weight, so it hangs diagonally and swings a little. This phase is achieved with increasing sexual stimulation.

Dude! I was totally feelin' on Sally's tits, and had a sweet progresive Dangle goin'. But then her Grandma walked in and I lost it.

by Jow Blob September 26, 2007

dangles

the act of being the sickest man anywhere. you snipe any chick you want. ripped to perfection you know no boundaries because your the biggest Bobby big wheeler in the club

man did you see my brother bring that hot girl home last night
ya man hes a fucking dangler
one day i hope to have dangles like him

by sickstercheesymcstyles April 16, 2008

Dangle

an individual of the white trash population characterized by 4 or more missing teeth, overalls, constant references to farm equipment and/or stories of life on the farm, any lifestyle choices that resemble a "straight brokeback mountain" scenario, frequent field trips to TRACTOR SUPPLY COMPANY, potentially engaging in relations inside their family gene pool and just an overwhelming sense of EWW!!!!!

"wow, did you see that dangle in the blockbuster"

"country music television? you watch that dangle shit?"

"i can't believe he said that. DANGLE DANGLE!!!!"

"now... if i were a dangle... where would i hide?"

by heartcoreEMS April 22, 2006

Dangle

a penis that is long enough to dangle.

I accidentally busted in on him in the bathroom and I totally saw his dangle.

by poop and pants March 1, 2009