Damiano David

Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.

His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.

French hater: are you on drugs?

Damiano David: hold my boot, voilà.

Me: damn, this man is sexy.

by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021

Sperm Damage

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.

A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.

by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

Damiano David

Sexiest Italian guy, change my mind. Does his makeup to perfection *chef kiss*, has the sense of style. Angelic voice

Friends : Why do you pack your things ?
Me : ‘Going to Italy to find my own Damiano David

by Missa2005 May 28, 2021

Dalia

Dalia is the most trustworthy person ever,if you need someone to talk to she will always be there for you,Dalia doesn’t need someone to tell her what’s wrong and what right she just knows.Shes DROP DEAD GORGEOUS,any guy would be so lucky to have her,she’s the kind of girl who never gets jealous and is always happy no matter what.Shes honest,kind,gorgeous,trustworthy,out going,and so much more the lost could go on forever.She is very personal and very emotional.She doesn’t need make to look beautiful because she already is and a lot of people get jealous.She a very likeable person and she gets along with everyone.Everyone loves her
But she has a dark side...she hides her pain with a smile acting like nothing is wrong,she’s known for someone who is never sad..so she wear a smile as long as possible.She very very personal and doesn’t trust anyone not even her besties,her parents.NO ONE!But there’s always one person she trust no matter what.They talk everyday about what happened and they are not best friends but they trust each other.So after a long day after school she takes away that smile and saves it for the next day.But she’s always happy either way.

Guy:Who is that drop dead gorgeous girl

Girl:UGH THAT DALIA SHE UGLY RIGHT YOU SHOULDNT WASTE YOU TIME ON LOSERS
Guy:You’re right why am wasting my time on you!*leaves*
Girl:Why are Dalia’s better!
Guy:Shut up Natalie

Girl:ugh....

by Lule 1492 October 7, 2018

collasseral damage

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

by SHLA September 10, 2012

Damiano David

Hot

Damiano David is hot what more do you want me to say

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks June 2, 2021

Daiana

Daiana, a very gorgeous girl that has extremely good qualities. She gets a long with everyone, however doesn't have a million friends, she trusts only a few people. An extremely loyal person however get on her bad side and she can be a bitch and not talk to you. She does not go after people, they go after her. Every girl wants to be like her. humorous and goofy, though smart. usually daiana's have big asses. hot bodies. are good at sports. And a great friend. She's so cute and small that you just want to hold her forever. She is not like the rest. Has a personality that is very, very hard to find. So if you get her, don't lose her.

Damn who's that babe? that's Daiana man, the best girl you could ever get.

by timothee279 February 25, 2020