l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good

its used to describe an idiot or someone thats really dumb.

you suck l bozo+ratio+noob+touch grass+nolife+dadless+cringe+get good bozo

by capythany March 25, 2023

NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba

Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.

by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003

Dals Långed

A place for them real gangstas, only real niggas live here. We got them hoes, them cash, them swag. Fuck your fake town. Believe dat.

Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.

Example 1.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.

Example 2.

-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.

by A real nigga G February 8, 2013

step dads

step dads are complete assholes they literally treat your mom like a sex toy and uses her kids like a fucking punching bag.... they tell you "no one loves you" and ur mother agrees with it, stepdads make ur mom just like them so the moms can just put u up for adoption they put ur hands on u right infront of your mom.. ur mom probably doesnt care... ik my mom doesnt. what im just saying is ur mom will probably pick ur stepdad over you cause family is stupid and doesnt care... like i cant even trust anyone tho.. not even my family.. just saying nobody is down for you, even when you think they are their just their to tell you how much they didnt like/or love you

fuck this bro my stepdad is such a asshole
oh i hate mine to step dads suck

by ooflmao June 7, 2019

Dalston claws

Excessively long fake nails, typically worn by women of African origin and often seen in parts of North and East London in the vicinity of Dalston.

"Crikey, look at the Dalston Claws on that"

by Bibliotech April 28, 2008

two dads and a chemistry set

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.

"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")

by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006

Dadstagram

An Instagram account run by a dad. Similar to a momstagram. Dads will post bad selfies and many sports related pictures. Never follow your dad on Instagram because he'll comment embarrassing jokes on your pictures. Always avoid a dadstagram.

I made the mistake of following my friends dad on Instagram today and my friend made me unfollow him because he's got an embarrassing dadstagram.

by jay ray June 2, 2015