dacryphilia

Being turned on by people's tears/crying aka mourning wood.

It's not cruelty, honey, just dacryphilia. Now now, ignore the boner and carry on crying.

by GrimmyX February 25, 2023

Dirty Davey

The act of excessive masturbation without any lubrication until your penis is very swollen the Night before a big date to give the illusion that you’re cock is thicker than it actually is.

“Hey man. Are you ready for your big date later today?” Oh yeah. I did the ol’ Dirty Davey last night. I can’t wait to see the look on her face.

by MrGraves86 May 22, 2019

alex daveys

A daveys is someone who has done or said something stupid without meaning too. An Alex Daveys is a nickname of someone who thinks there cool because of what they say but ends up talking with themselves and playing computer games. They also walk slowly as they will be listening to music or thinking when the next food item will enter their mouths, they concentrate hard when thinking this process and they normally go quite quiet.

Kid 1: How do you spell Hello?
Kid 2: Helo
Kid 1: Your such a daveys!
Kid 2: An Alex Daveys?
Kid 1: Not Yet

by 11en7y February 28, 2017

Darcey Zoolander

When one fails to do the "zoolander pose" miserably. Aka Darcey's version of the "zoolander pose" from the movie Zoolander. Basically, Darcey raises his eyebrows in a retarded fashion instead of giving the cool appearance of the real "zoolander pose". This definitly makes him look extrememly douchey.

Guy 1: Alright i am taking the picture.
1,2,3!

Guy 2: Wait up, i thing we're going to have to do that one over, I'm pretty sure i just pulled the "Darcey Zoolander".You know, when you have your eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion. Remember, Darcey was the first to do it hence the name "Darcey Zoolander."

Guy 1: Hahaha you did, man i'm sorry, we have to take this one over otherwise you'll look like a major douche bag!

Guy 2: Yeah i know, shut up.

by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

Dacept

The bringer of truth and justice against wrongdoers of the internet.

Also a relatively small YouTube commentary channel.

I just started watching this dude on YouTube called Dacept.

by junangulas May 28, 2020

Darcey

a hella legitimate female whose name is made by taking the end of the word "dar" (suffix of radar), and the sound "C". a very intuitive young lady, often mistaken for being shy, or introverted because she's always laughing at you in her head. or laughing at her own thoughts about your interactions or the general reality that is. Darcey always has wonderful insight, and usually can make you laugh if you're willing to spend a little time with her. Once she warms up, you'll want her around forever. Often people state that other people look like Darcey, but aren't actually as cool. Darcey can relate to nearly anyone anywhere, she sort of like the glue that binds things together, especially during tough times. Most people are suprised by her once they get to know her, because she's always got something to bring to the table, like the icing on the cake. Anyone can talk to Darcey and be understood, but that doesnt mean Darcey walks around talking to everyone. She's usually either one step ahead, or two steps too late, and happy either way.

man, i wish my girlfriend was legit like Darcey.

by ised December 3, 2010

Darcey

Beautiful, young girl. Very outgoing and a good sense of humour. Sticks up for her and her friends- always takes one for the team. Darcey always has a smile on her face and is never nasty about anybody. Enjoys garlic bread, watching Netflix and tv shows. Doesn't have many friends but is extremely tight with those that she loves. Complete wifey material!

"I got a new girlfriend last week, she's a real Darcey!"

by Tatianna.x.x.x June 22, 2017