H.U.S.B.A.N.D

Handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous. Cuz he might try to fuck you up or cheat on you.

Wife 1: My husband is the best!
Wife 2: WAIT, Isn't that H.U.S.B.A.N.D mine?!?!?

by King D with double R May 18, 2020

D.U.O.H.

Dried Up Old Hag

We were surprised to find out that our 35 year old co-worker was dating a D.U.O.H.

by Sharon2008 December 17, 2008

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m

“ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.

If someone ever said something like hey try to read this “ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.

by Dontplayb February 27, 2021

D.U.I.H.S.T.

When a driver eats a hard shell taco behind the wheel. The distraction and mess caused by eating the taco causes the driver to swerve erratically potentially causing an accident. Many accidents caused by D.U.I.H.S.T. occur near Taco Bell.

Joe-I totaled my car again last night after taco bell
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.

by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ?

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.

Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!

Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens

by jake paul is a h e c c er February 9, 2021