B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 28, 2013

d.t.f.

down to fuck

trying to hook up, and/or have sex.

drunk stephen: yo boo, d.t.f.?
random girl: d.t.f.?
drunk stephen: yeah boo, you down to fuck?

by stephen wainwright March 20, 2008

D-T-F

means: Down To Fuck

used in superbad

"dude, im gonna get laid! shes D-T-F!"

by oisuxx October 23, 2007

D.T.F

Down to Fuck

Pat: Yo I'm kinda horny you think that girl is D.T.F?
Zak: Yeah, my girl says she's loose and is D.T.F anytime.

by Gbaby954 June 21, 2008

S.I.T.F.D.

Shut it the fuck down

A Code name for when we get tired of doing our job and we need a break we use the term S.I.T.F.D.

by Ticman October 12, 2011

D.T.F.

Acronym for "down to fuck."

All the hoes in this party are D.T.F.

by E.S.M. January 14, 2008

d.r.a.f.t

d.r.a.f.t=do right and follow through

Bush wants us to d.r.a.f.t=do right and follow through

by deez! January 4, 2007