iPod A.D.D.

when you are listening to your iPod (or any music source) and you constantly change the song halfway through, and change back, then go to another song and so on.

Steve: Kyle stop switchin the radio station!
Dan: I think he has iPod A.D.D.
Steve: I think he needs a Smack Across the Face flavored Ritalin.
Dan: Ritalin's flavored?
Steve: They are now.

by Pantsman May 11, 2006

P-O-D-D-Y

A fake, fictional, phoney-bologna song, sung to the tune of the campfire song, "B-I-N-G-O".

♪ There was a john that had a name and Poddy was its name-o! ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ P-O-D-D-Y ♪
♪ And Poddy was its name-o! ♪

by Telephony July 23, 2018

M.D.D.

An abbreviation used to covertly refer to Manic Depressive Disorder (Bipolar) or Major Depressive Disorder (Unipolar). Simply referring to it as M.D.D. helps avoid random strangers eavesdropping and thinking you’re nuts.

My M.D.D. is playing up again. That’s why you haven’t seen much of me recently.

by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010

D&D free

An acronym sometimes used in personal ads that stands for drug and disease free.

SWF looking for SWM age 25-25 who is D&D free for dating and possibly more.

by mellawach January 5, 2009

S.O.S.D.D.

S.O.S.D.D. stands for "same old shit(or stuff) different day"

Q = "Hey Man! What's new?"
= "Nothing! S.O.S.D.D." or just "SOSDD"

Q = Hi Jim! What did you do today?"
A = SOSDD

by Rick Levander April 19, 2006

A.D.D.

Stands for Attention Deficit Disorder.
A lot of people say they have it because they "sometimes have trouble paying attention in class" which is bullshit. That just means you have a boring teacher.
If you REALLY have ADD, then you can't pay attention to ANYTHING. If you try to read, do homework, watch TV, take a test, or listen to somebody, your focus will slide in and out CONSTANTLY. There is also ADHD in which you are also hyperactive.
Most kids will take medicine like Ritalin or Focalin to help them concentrate.

Dumbass: LOLZ LIEK I TOTALLY HAVE A.D.D. CUZ I CANT STUDY FOR EXAMZ LIEK LOL

Kid with A.D.D.: You dumbass you don't actually have A.D.D.

by ADDboi!1 June 15, 2011

YouTube A.D.D

Getting way off track on YouTube or any other video website. Like searchin for one thing then an hour later watching something completely unrelated.

John: hey this has nothing to do with what we were looking for.
Joe: yeah we must have developed YouTube A.D.D

by Mr. A.D.D February 7, 2009