Cyrus

A god among men. His body was chiseled by zeus on the sole purpose to please women.

Look at that Cyrus over there. He sure is fly.

by NewBalance May 5, 2007

crussell

a elaborate hoax to fabricate one's sporting and/or sexual prowess to gain recognition and sponsorship revenue. Originally based on professional sailor Chris Russell who is actively campaigning for Olympic selection in the Laser Class for the UK.

Guy: Dude, I banged 4 girls at that party, they were so hot.

Guy 2: Yeah right, you're such a crussell. The only thing you've ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork class.

by ticklebunnies October 5, 2010

cyrass

A flabby, flat pancake shaped ass that flaps when you attempt to air hump or twerk. Looks awful in anything but is truely scarring when seen in flesh colored grannie panties. Most often sported by weird looking chicks with creepily elongated tongues.

Eeww check out the skank over there trying to twerk with that heinous cyrass.

Damn my grandma has a finer butt than that cyrass

by coueelynn December 21, 2013

Cyrus

The best person in the world he is a king and he rules the world. If you meet him your his slave.

Cyrus the king

by Knows everything in the world1 June 3, 2018

miley cyrus

Someone who could kill Chuck Norris with her singing.

miley cyrus - NOBODY's PERFECTTT! I GOT TO WORKK IT AGAIN AnD AGAIN TILL I GETT IT RIGHHTTT!!!

Chuck Norris - Ahhhh, I'm dying!

by metallkidd93 March 8, 2008

cyrus

Cyrus, a fucking living Jesus christ among men and if you ever met a Cyrus don't be a dickhead to him unless you want a foot up your ass.

girls: "OMFG that Cyrus is literally chiselled as fuck"

Cyrus: "Nah don't be silly oh wait yeah your right I am chiselled as fuck"

by Cyrus is my god. end of story July 10, 2019

Billy Ray Cyrus

Rhyming slang for the Aids Virus

"he looks a bit skinny, he must have the old Billy Ray Cyrus."

by sean camshaft July 15, 2009