cyril

(n) a person who is bad at making the sex.
(v) the act of being bad at the sex.

Origins come from the fact that most people called cyril have a loose, at best, understanding of the general rules of sexual intercouse. A cyril is someone who lures you in and proves to be not only useless but overconfident and somtimes, inadequately groomed.

Cyril is also a male human name, not all men named Cyril are crap roots. However some are, and they are especially aggressive during threesomes. It often takes a lot of showering to wash the cyril off.

Michelle that guy we fucked was such a cyril!

Girl I know, I can't believe we got cyrilled, it was like it was his first time.

by Rochelle and Michelle May 29, 2011

cyril

lil bill ass nigga name cummings

this nigga a lil bill name cyril ooo bars kill em

by skylew June 27, 2019

Cyril

A ridiculously hairy person with low IQ and lots of insecurities

My friend is such a cyril

by Realdeal22 December 24, 2017

Cyril

The best Fifa midfielder and the worst League of Legends support. He is a good friend but a huge snob. Better Call Cyril when you want to get a win on Fifa. Also one of Steve's best friends.

We lost again on Fifa, we need Cyril to come on.

by grindead January 17, 2021

Cyril

An amazing person who everyone loves. They are always successful and intelligent. They don’t like people named Jason.

Cyril is an amazing person

by Waynoff November 21, 2021

Cyril

A man in his 20s who loves dry humor 🤌🏻.

Cyril tells me he loves dry humor than me

by Mullogsai November 24, 2021

Cyril

A type of political senator, usually only having three limbs and has lungs with muscles.

Manhattan: What are your best attributes?
Klurmus: I am a Cyril.

by krixic March 26, 2022