Firing on all cylinders

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%

Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders

by smoking_acez May 1, 2018

clinkers

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.

Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

by LD December 15, 2004

Bingo Clink

Descriptive of the gaudy, low rent, cheap jewellry normally festooning chavs as they leave their child benefit at the local bingo hall.

Guy1: Heavens, whats that awful jangling noise?
Guy2: Why, i believe it is the chav across the road and her bingo clink.

by farge bofflenerp October 25, 2009

clink

jail, stir, hoosegow, big house, iron bar motel, pen, pokey, slammer, joint, cooler, can

Jeff was picked up for public intoxication and is now in the clink for the weekend!

by Czarrick October 19, 2005

Cylinder Earth

The REAL shape of the Earth

It is a religion who follows the laws of an 11-year-old boy who we believe to be the one, da queen, the holy one, our Lord and savior who created life and the cylinder earth the place we call home.

by Cylinder Earther 11 February 18, 2020

Prime her Cylinder

To Prime her cylinder you would make her wet before having sex with her.

I better prime her cylinder so I don't damage my piston.

by Evan Krueger January 9, 2009