cycloptopus

A one-eyed octopus.

Despite his superior peripheral vision, the kraken lost the fight with the mighty cycloptopus.

by Belize Tao Church April 7, 2012

cyclopia

A rare birth defect that makes it so that the eyes in a developing fetus does not split resulting in the child being born with only one 1 deformed eye and usually no mouth or nose this causes the infant to suffocate

Birth defects cyclopia

by Fact robot January 16, 2018

Cyclopsical

The adj version of cyclops

Gahndi said an eye for an eye makes the world blind but that's not true, it makes it cyclopsical

by Themercatorperjectionisredicul January 20, 2020

cyclopsing

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.

Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.

by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

Cycloptometry

Cycloptometry is a division of Optometry which examines and focuses on the treatment of people with only one eye. It looks after people who were either born with one eye, lost an eye or chose to have an eye surgically removed with the Cycloped cosmetic procedure.

After having an eye cosmetically removed with the Cycloped procedure John experienced some blurred vision and needed to seek the advice of an expert in Cycloptometry.

by Markusmcb May 27, 2018

cyloplicatropitis

Rare condition where the human body is incapable ingesting and digesting the McDonald’s iconic BigMac burger

Jessica, please give up eating BigMac burgers, because I can’t eat them due to cyloplicatropitis.

by hugoboss23 July 16, 2020

Cycempticoyf

Can you come eat my pussy till I cum on your face

Girl: cycempticoyf

Boy: yes I’m coming right now🤤

by Ye ye it’s me February 16, 2021