Cuesta College

A Community College in and around San Luis Obispo, California. Cuesta is affectionately (or not so affectionately) referred to as Harvard by the Highway, Princeton by the Prison, Yale by the Jail, UCC, UC Cuesta, and UCQ. It's a good school, that (from what I've heard) has a good nursing program. Students who choose to save their parents (or themselves) thousands of dollars per year get unnecessary flak from jealous kids whose parents forked over large sums of cash to send them straight to four year schools. Cuesta College has some excellent professors and a few mediocre ones. Contrary to beliefs held by some, it is possible to get out of Cuesta in two years, and many of the students are quite ambitious and/or didn't slack off in high school. Cougar pride!!!

I got good grades and took AP classes in high school, and I'm going to Cuesta College because I don't want to make my parents broke.

AND I'm laughing in your face because I'm taking the same general ed classes as you, but for a fraction of the price.

(From 2 actual conversations)
"Yeah I'm going to college; I go to Cuesta!"
"Yeah, but you're only going to junior college."

"Are you going to Cuesta? That's cool, you're taking the easy way."

by cuestastudentandproudofit October 12, 2011

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Energon cubes

Food; see "grub" or "grubulon". Derived from the old Transformers cartoon, what the Transformers used to eat.

Brandon "I haven't eaten all day, I need some energon cubes."

by Neo June 15, 2003

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Cutesy

<Internet speech>

<v> To be a Cutesy; The way in which a chat room user, often a girl, will speak in order to make herself appear to be more cute.
Some of the rules of Cutesy speech are as follows:
1. Repeat the last letters of the last word in a sentence.
2. Add 'le' to the end of any word which has anything to do with love of another.
3. Use smileys/emoticons a hell of a lot more than you need to.
4. Font colour is preferably pink or another flamboyant bright colour such as cyan.
5. Use exclaimation marks in quantity.
6. Add 'sies' to the end of any word which ends in the sound of 'Y'.
7. Use 'z' instead of 's' as a plural.

1. "Hiiiii, how are yoooo!!"

2. "Awww, have a huggle!! *huggles*"

3. "Heehee! :D:D:D:D"

4. "What do u mean yoo cant read my font!!! lolz"

5. "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :oP"

6. "Aww, ok then!! Byesies!!!!! *huggles*"

7. "lolz, now i get it! :oP"

by Stuart Fletcher April 12, 2005

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Cubestress

The woman with whom you spend an inordinate amount of time in your cubicle discussing non-work related things and generally enjoying each other's company.

Have you noticed how quiet Joe's cube has been since his cubestress has stopped visiting?

by Doc McLovin February 22, 2008

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