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Corporate Cuttlefish

A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.

Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.
Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.
by Janonamouse March 8, 2021
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Callie Cuttlefish

I worship Callie Cuttlefish because she is best Squid Sister
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The cuttlefish of Cthulu

"Oh.. My.. Gawd, Jessica! Zane got pantsed at PE, his dick was like the cuttlefish of Cthulu!"
by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016
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Hot Butter Cuttlefish

When a white girl hooks up with a Sri Lankan guy and subsequently pisses all over the floor and/or the bean bag sitting upon it.
That bitch just hot butter cuttlefished Tariq.
by Tommy Trojan Woot Woot February 8, 2009
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Cuttlefish That Loves Diving

The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.
I love Cuttlefish That Loves Diving i love all of his works!!
by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 20, 2022
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cuttlefish k hole

A rubber vessel that facilitates joy.
I went to the local supermarket and they were out of anything resembling a cuttlefish k hole.
by nosferatube February 18, 2018
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Cuttlefish

A cowardly “catfish” who uses dating apps or websites in order to manipulate others by establishing untrue promises and creating a false narrative to gain the trust and access to private media “nudes” satisfying their sexual fantasies and needs;

A selfish scheming person;

one who masterbaits to media exchanged through deception online;

A narcissist motivated by sexual desire.
I was on Grindr last night but all I got was cuttlefish and the only person that finally came over was a catfish
by Artoth91 April 5, 2025
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