catch some rays

to lie or sit outside in the sun

I thought I'd take my lunch outside and catch some rays.

by Liem Do February 20, 2009

catch shit

To receive excessive blame for

Whenever I forget to take out the trash, I catch shit from my mom.

by richard dot com February 26, 2007

couldn't catch shit in a diaper

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

by Joe Sam December 15, 2015

Catch some fish

Gender neutral way of saying that you will be having sex.
Akin to getting some pussy/dick.

"Hey, is Tom coming to the party on Friday?"
"Nah, he had a real nice date last night and is hoping to catch some fish on Friday."

by itsmemittens November 2, 2019

Crutch Shot

Appertaining to the female of the species applying deodorizing products in the general region of her lady garden.

(Feck me Clare, that's a blast under each arm pit and one for the crutch shot..no wonder you get through so much deodorant!!!

by ohnoes112 November 10, 2013

catch smoke

Trynna to get shot or die

If this Nigga doesn't stop talkin shit he's gon catch smoke

by Yo gotti May 30, 2017

Catch some Zs

(idiom) Go to sleep

Aa Bb Cc

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004