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No Cussing Club

An organization started by a 14-year-old tool from Pasadena, as endorsed by his parents and apparently his friends. This group, obviously in direct violation of the USA's first amendment, has somehow been endorsed by congressmen and law enforcement alike. The aforementioned 14-year-old has also authored a hilarious, although pathetic "music video" wherein he spasms about his neighborhood, telling people not to use swear words. I, much like thousands of other people who have seen this music video, are anxious to hear how this person has turned out in three to five years.
"If you wanna be my peer, please respect my ears - don't cuss!"
-14 year old founder of the No Cussing Club
"Do me a favor, say 'don't cuss' for me. Thanks, I'll have a cheeseburger."
-14 year old founder's equally queer father
by Senor Mysterious November 5, 2007
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Poetic Cussing

The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.
Poetic Cussing - The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.

Example:

“Swear”

Written by Psalmist

A day can suck.

A day can blow.

It can go to hell

or go to shit.

You can screw it

— you can fuck it.

It can be damned like a soul.

It may kiss your ass, if you give it permission.

Or fuck you in the same ass once it’s been presented.

It can shit on you,

piss on you;

a day can be a bitch.

When you think about it, a day can be all kinds of expletives.

A day can be pretty damn insensitive,

perverse, uncouth, reprehensible,

lascivious, immoral, without principal,

improper, indiscreet, a libertine,

vulgar, crude, ribald, lewd, deranged.

A day can be all of these things.

But just you wait, because tomorrow,

I swear,

it could be inexplicably chaste.

All credit is given to the person who wrote it and I do not claim that I wrote the poem.
by Vonicity May 7, 2020
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fancy cussing

The use of accents on the vowels in curse words in order to make them fancier. Primarily used in texting or chats.
Renee told that douchcanoe to fúck off. She was fancy cussing.
by Jim Chewpert December 16, 2019
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Chyron Cussing

When mainstream media outlets like CNN and MSNBC have "shithole" in their chyrons as a direct quote of a government official.
Racist asshole Donald Trump called Africa a bunch of "shithole countries" so in order to quote him accurately TV news was forced into some beautiful chyron cussing.
by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2018
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text cussing

giving or receiving a txt that cannot be responeded to such as lol, haha, soo....., yea...., awesome
by Chowblack June 12, 2008
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soda cussing

by Merushka March 11, 2019
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