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Clip-Toe Currency

Is a Zimbabwean slang term used for money which someone has obtained from selling their toes on the black market for cash.
Hey look he is driving a new Toyota GD6, he didn't have a car last week?.
"Nah he just got himself some Clip-Toe Currency"
by Uncle Zoezoe June 7, 2022
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Post-Apocalyptic Currency

Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.
by hellobrian October 30, 2008
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Grandma Currency

Grandma currency is what you get paid with when you do something for your grandma. It is usually 5-10 times the amount of money you would get if you were doing the same amount of work for anyone but your grandma.
It takes you an hour to cut your grandma's grass. You would probably get paid about 10 bucks an hour at a landscaping company for doing that, but because it's for your grandma, she pays you in Grandma Currency so she decides to give you 100 bucks for it.

You: Grandma, I'm done cutting your grass.

Grandma: Oh, thank you so much. Here's a little something for you for doing that for me.
(Hands you a fresh 100-dollar bill)
by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010
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Disregard women, Acquire currency

"Sir, what do you plan on doing for the rest of your life?"
"Disregard women, Acquire currency!"
by ilovesushi July 1, 2014
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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

Misinterpreted translation of "Fuck bitches, get money", from modern Ebonics into archaic English.

A more accurate translation would be "Copulate with females, acquire currency", as clearly the intent of the original phrase is to have sex with women and become rich (ideally simultaneously). However, the more correct version does not fit as neatly into a captioned image.

Alternately, the translation could unwittingly provide a poignant vignette of males who spend a great deal of time on the internet, as they would quite likely be the type to curse women due to their own ineptitude at IRL social interactions. The original translator's assumption that "fuck" should be interpreted as "disregard" (despite the enormous canon of rap literature in which "fuck", when directed towards women, very often refers to the act of coitus) speaks volumes about this.
Rob: Man, I'm terrible at dancing. Whenever I peel myself off the couch to go out to the bar, women won't go near me on the dance floor.

Steve: You know what I always say. Disregard females, acquire currency. You're unemployed, though, so probably forget about the second bit.

Rob: ...
by stocking stuffa August 23, 2011
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Currency

Used to express something that is good or surprisingly good. Also, used to express a feeling of confidence towards a certain subject, action or future action. As related to conversation, an expression used to define the worth of a comment.
1. Yo, when you hit that shot...Currency.
2. I have it in the bag, it's Currency.
3. Yo, that chick is Currency
4. Haha, thats mad funny. Currency yo, Currency.
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Woo Currency

Woo Currency is general assorted shit young ladies love like chocolate, flowers, frilly shit, smelly stuff and fluffy shit, maybe pot puri too.
If said woo currency is presented to said ladies by said gentleman then usually this causes an emotional reaction in said lady that leads to physical action for said gentleman.
by WooCity April 27, 2011
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