cuntpuddle

A noun that is beyond fucked off; baffling.

Ea: a slime trail

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That's a dirty little hamster wheel sitting in a cuntpuddle covered in birdsquirt

by IttyxFuckin'xBittyx December 28, 2020

Curdundlefuck

A big mess.

That election was a curdundlefuck

by M3RKV1PER January 26, 2022

Cruddle

The puddle of ass sweat left on a seating surface after an intense workout, spicy food, or when the climate is too humid.

OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".

by btedstrom March 2, 2009

cumpuddler

Someone who chooses or even prefers to remain in a puddle of cum after ejaculation performed solo or by another individual.

Babe, you haven't moved an inch from our puddle of cum! You're such a cumpuddler!!

by Dakodah Lorrayne October 31, 2022

Cumuddle

A stain that appears on the sheets after a night of sex; formed from the combination of cum and spray tan mixing together.

The maid was aghast to find a cumuddle on Snooki's bed sheets after a long night of smushing.

by Kalabby January 1, 2012

Cumfuddle

The verb cumfuddle means to cause a state of confusion in another or to have been put into a state of confusion and implied compliance through sexual suggestion. 2.Comfuddled can also be used as an adjective to indicate the object being in a constant state of compliance and confusion through sexual manipulation.

1.Any girl gets Jim all comfuddled to where he doesn't have a clue what he's doing.
2. That's her cumfuddled mess not mine.

by Wittybit September 16, 2016

Cruddles

(Noun.) (Plural.) Two or more cruel people cuddling.

Her: I saw Ms.Parks on Mr.Stanley's lap today in the teacher room this morning. Makes sense they be together, they're both cruel.
Him: Morning cruddles? Eww.

by candycaneshit May 18, 2017