Edward Cullen

The reason I have no girlfriend.

Girl: We're breaking up.
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're just not Edward Cullen, sorry.

by SoIherdyouliekmudkipz June 6, 2009

Culeolo

Term used in Costa Rica to determine a really pussy man.

You are a pussy man!

Eres un culeolo mae!

by Tevez99 April 15, 2010

Edward Cullen

An ideal unrealistic image of a guy. Not seeing him for what he is, or only as you want him to be.

Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
- The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming.
- Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.

Girl #1: "So what's this new boyfriend like?"
Girl #2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen!"
Girl #1: "Oh lord."

by NonnieMouse June 3, 2010

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a 108 year-old virgin who sparkles. You do the math.

Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.
Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108
Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out

by ohwaoerujlk October 25, 2009

Carlea

Carlea is the most kind person I have ever met. She is kind and very beautiful. Her eyes are warm and friendly . She is amazing and a loyal friend. Everyone loves to be in her presence because she is very humorous.

Carlea is highly intelligent and enjoy the company of others for their intellect. If you meet a Carlea you will never ever let her go.

Carlea is an amazing person.

by Catsinthehat November 22, 2018

Carleen

Germanic/Scandinavian for feminine, or womanly.

A woman of great elegance, beauty, and intelligence.

Shy, sensitive, gentle, patient,lively and an
exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the

considerable depths of their character,

under a cloak of frivolity.
A graceful dancer, known to cast magick spells with the

rhythm of her feet, and swaying of her hips. An amazing,

and insatiable lover, always eager to learn more.

Enchanting eyes, that will pull you into their depths,
as she surrounds you with the warmth of her smile.

Loyal to her friends, and lovers, she will never betray a trust.

Carleen is the biggest mynx alive, soooo damn sexy but also very weird.

by Raynna February 8, 2010

Alice Cullen

One of the four or five characters in the Twilight Saga that isn't a Mary Sue and/or Gary Stu. She's described as pixie-like throughout the series, with black spiky hair, pale skin, (obviously, she's a vampire) and she's the smallest family member. She was one of the Cullens that wanted Bella to remain alive in Twilight when the family argued about whether or not to kill her when Edward saved her life in fear of exposure. Her mate is Jasper Hale, another one of the non-Gary Stu characters. She was changed by a vampire who loved her in her human life (which she doesn't have any real recollection of), who was killed by James (the one who tried to kill Bella in the first book). Her full human name was Mary Alice Brandon.

Person # 1: Alice Cullen is the only good character in the series.

Person # 2: With maybe the exceptions of Jasper Hale and Jane Volturi.

*begin argument about how Jane is evil*

by Nicole2016 July 23, 2011