cuntstruck

Usually used by a third party to describe the unusual, changed behaviour of a friend who has fallen head-over-heels in love, and is celebrating that event with prodigious feats of erotic endurance. The third party is, by definition, jealous, and the protagonist is in unashamed and glorious celebration of his new-found partner in outrageous lust . . .

He's had his curtains closed all weekend; the shop hasn't opened - I reckon he's completely cuntstruck with that dirty bint from Machynlleth . . .

by NostradamusZen August 24, 2007

cuntstuck

A person who is stuck on a particular pussy.

Dude, James is completely cuntstuck on Maria.

by ChuliFly April 16, 2009

cuntstipated

Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals

Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.

by Scobar September 22, 2005

Cuntstipated

Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in 1 day!!

Fuk me, i feel so cuntstipated today....

by DnBDuBzJunky November 10, 2018

cuntdick

A male who acts as though he has female genitalia.

A pussy.

Also: Someone who ruins a good time.

Joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a cuntdick.

by nicholas b. August 30, 2005

cuntspackle

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009

cuntrickery

Cuntrickery is when a chick acts all sweet and innocent until she hooks yo ass and then you see the real cunt that she is! Hence the word trick, she tricks you into thinkin she's something she ain't!

Cuntrickery is when the ho already has a man at home!

by CC Curl February 6, 2014