The only substance known to stop a woman from being such a cunt, bitch, or otherwise undesirable person to be around. It is made from a mixture of grain alcohol, fruitpunch and a giant cock, not always black but sometimes thats needed. Ussually administered by close friends or family in desperate situations of blue clit.
Guy: dude, your sisters such a fuckin bitch.
Friend: no shit, call tyrone an' tell his hung ass to shut her up.
Guy: I dont know he might not be enough cuntraceptic, you call ill get the 151.
Friend: no shit, call tyrone an' tell his hung ass to shut her up.
Guy: I dont know he might not be enough cuntraceptic, you call ill get the 151.
by tabby-bird June 28, 2011
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by TTT of your Face February 10, 2010
Get the Cuntraction mug.a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.
by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010
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Get the texas contraception mug.The contraception dab is a technique with which one can prevent impregnating his sexual partner.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.
Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.
Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.
Hey man i wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but didn't have any protection on me.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.
by Vlozh March 1, 2018
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Get the Contraception mug.When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.
Sike, he disconected his balls.
Sike, he disconected his balls.
"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"
"Yeah baby, anything for you"
(Disconects his balls)
"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
"Yeah baby, anything for you"
(Disconects his balls)
"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
by Dedzi March 3, 2020
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