Homo Cutlery

Homo Cutlery

When you accidentally take two of the same cutleries, two knives or two forks. Since homo means "the same".

- Damn, I got homo cutleries again but I'm too lazy to go and get a knife.
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- Seems like I took two knives instead of a knife and a fork.
- So you got a homo cutlery, tough break.

by 13ET May 14, 2011

cuntlers

Huge, 1 inch, multi-headed warts on either side of a pussy. It looks like a mounted deer rack if the front of the deer's head were removed.

I tried to give her oral, but she bucked me off with her cuntlers.

I dodged her cuntlers to give her oral and ended up with warts all over my face.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009

Cuntery

Engaging in cunty activity

" She be doing some cuntery today, but the again, she be like that everyday "

by Eat_dat_booty_42069 March 8, 2019

Cuntery

The general shit that life throws at you i.e. betrayal, employment, kids, marriage, small penises, etc.

Often fits well in place of the word madness.

2 in 1 shampoo is it? What is this cuntery?

by Chegothy October 24, 2008

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

by SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH April 12, 2010

Little Lord Cuntleroy

A pompous spoiled cunt, usually male, who takes his wealth and privilege for granted.

A posh cunt.

Guy 1: I'm spending the summer on the Riviera at Crispin's place, what are you losers doing?

Guy 2: You fucking Little Lord Cuntleroy

by omsk-static February 24, 2010

Cuntery

(cunt•er•ry) NOUN. 1) Female fuckery or 2) fuckery in the first degree.

1) This bitch and her friends were planning all kinds of cuntery in the bathroom.

2) John took my lunch three times this week and won't admit it. I saw the security footage. What kind of cuntery is that?!

by Angeldust86 March 3, 2017