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Cuntism

Cuntism - The act of becoming involved in or performing the act of douchebaggery after a short period of time, with little to no logical reason other than the attempt to make oneself look superior to an individual or group, when in fact they make themselves out to be, but not limited to; hypocritical, ignorant, borderline retarded, and/or butthurt with extreme prejudice. Once the act of Cuntism begins, it spreads to those of feeble mind, multiplying it's senseless effect to those it infects.

It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.
"Wow, dude chill with the Cuntism, it was just a joke."

"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."
by Chargersphinx January 26, 2014
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Cuntastrophe

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.
Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
by Konglomerate January 10, 2009
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cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.
I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.
by Olia March 23, 2008
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cuntasaurus

A female girlfriend who's constant nagging is unbearable.
I can't stand Sheila, shes a cuntasaurus
by Jay B. July 10, 2003
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cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.
1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.
by blakeibus November 1, 2006
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Cuntasur

Cunt + Asur
Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)

Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon
Sam was out in the woods looking for a bigfoot, instead he met a cuntasur
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020
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cuntasaur

someone who is suck a giant cunt, that their douchyness has to be explained in the colassal term of dinosaurs.
Why did he walk in here and be giant cuntasaur?
i dunno cause hes mendi?
by THE B.I.G. T REX February 10, 2010
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