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monkey cunt

Description of a black person

same as: Wog, black person, nigger, coon, darkie, spook, jungle bunny, bushwhacker, nig-nog, golly-wog etc....
"Oi! That fuckin monkey cunt just robbed that 8 year old girl!"
by London_Town November 15, 2007
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Monkey Cunt

When you arguing with your homey and you need a smooth ass insult to put that little bitch in his place.
-"you wanna fucking die today homie?"
- " sit the fuck down you gay ass MONKEY CUNT."
by OneUglyAssBitch November 24, 2016
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Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)
"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.
by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008
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Monkey Jew Cunt

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt
by N Dynamite May 3, 2010
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cunt money

1. An amount of Money any employee will take b4 punching an employer in the face.
2. If the employee remains working after an extreme provocation from the employer; the Money thereafter shall be deemed Cunt Money.
3. When an employer has the intellectual capacities of a road kill and your still whoring for them.
Your working for Cunt Money.
Well Mr Passage, I'm pleased to be able to offer you this exciting opportunity. The going rate isn't much, but it's ample and it goes up and stuff. Did I mention the word opportunity?
"How much is it per hour?"
Well, the remedial encumberment is six pounds fifty an hour. But after six months it goes up to seven pounds and you'll get store discount and all the over time you can handle and store discount. Did I mention store discount at all?
"Six *ucking quid an hour! I don't work for cunt money, *uckoff you twat"
by dsfadsfgafgf October 14, 2016
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Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey

When someone is such a dickhead while playing a game
Me:Uno!
Mom:Your such a Cunt MonkeyWaffleTurkey!
Me:Wtf bro
by Ares_Is_A_God555 March 30, 2021
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