Cuntonese

n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.

Cliff: Yo baby jo mut ye.
Girl: Herro!!
Jeff: DAMN that nigga is so fluent in cuntonese!

by EBITDeezNutz February 25, 2011

culiones

Balls, nuts, rocks, testicles.

What you breakin Culiones for?

by Mike Rizzo February 24, 2007

cuntionality

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

by Nickhuge December 9, 2014

cusion

The word many illiterate people use when writing about their cousins (their uncle/aunties children) on the internet.

Facebook status: my cusions bought me a scarf for my Birthday this year! xoxo
Comment: you mean cousins, you dumb f@*&!!!!

by JayAayCee January 20, 2012

cunton-mouth

the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing cunnilingus (frankly I don't care whether it's experienced by male or female). counterpart: cockon-mouth.

Male 1: "Yeah so there I was balls deep and I thought, why not go down on her. Big mistake!"

Male 2: "Dead skunk?"

Male 1: "Totally, I almost puked. I must have brushed my tongue for 5 minuntes and still had cunton-mouth. And on top of that the bitch rolled over and went to sleep."

Male 2: "What a cunnilingrate!"

by position_x_force February 25, 2005

Chunion

A form of armpit odour that resembles a combination of cheese and onion. Usually experienced after hard work or a hot day.

"Babe I was doing chinups at the gym and the guy next to me copped a face full of chunion"

by Ratdog82 March 1, 2017

Chunion

Noun. A disproportionately wide and short overweight person, characteristically lacking a neck and having stubby, thick limbs.

Look at that chunion! She's wider than she is tall!
Roseanne Arnold in the Nineties.

by Northstar1984 October 7, 2011