cumping

A series of cumps that a faggot shits out of his ass after anal sex.

Jeff:"I think Jerry is in the bathroom cumping we just had but sex so I bet he has a lot."

by Cock Bag July 5, 2006

cumupins

to pleasure yourself
aka: masterbation

he makes cumupins like 5 times a day..i think hes lonely

by Amber[less then 3 u...NOT!!!] May 8, 2008

Cumupits

Cum sprayed on the face in the morning... thus the breakfast of champions!

When you give oral copulation and the person ejects in your mouth or on your face in the morning, this makes cumupits the breakfast of champions.

by FauxFamous July 18, 2011

Cumping

The act of cumming whilst cramping.

"Oh shit... I was looking forward to a great shag but ended up cumping hard. It hurt but felt so good. I looked like I was being electrocuted as streams of jizz flew out of me"

by Sticky&Nicky December 20, 2021

cumuinism

Cumuinism is a political ideology that expresses that the workers should seize the means of cumming.

Hey man are you a socialist or a capitalist?
Neither, I believe in cumuinism.

by Mr. Burger103 February 9, 2022

Cumpin

When you look at a woman and then shoot her with an ak

Damn you ever cumpin

by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER November 4, 2022