cumtrails

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia

I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.

by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018

Cumthought

That final piece of mental imagery which pushes one over the threshold towards a sexual climax... pertaining to the idea of ejaculation, the cumthought is that which produces, and precedes, the cumshot.

"Yeah man, I can always rely on imagining railing my girlfriend for my cumthought. Gets me every time."

by Randomshi69 February 12, 2021

cumtwat

1.Similar to the kumquat, this is a vindictive, bitter bitch who's deceitful outside disguises the inner cum guzzling guttersnipe. This girl will go into cum dumpster mode only to further her own selfish, twatty desires.

2.Some biddy who sleeps with pretty much anyone as long as she gets something out of it, be it pizza or diamonds.

*note: CUMTWAT.

That fucking cumtwat doesn't keep her dollars in her billfold; she keeps them in her twat fold.

by Sir Kumquatalot III, sr. Esq. May 7, 2011

Cumtaminated

one who has willingly been the recipient of cum from numerous sources

Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"

Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."

Guy A: (looks confused)

Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"

Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)

by gorilla adam March 2, 2009

Cumtastic

so amazingly overwhelming, that it is orgasmic.

Oh my god this is soooooo cumtastic!!!!!!

by ME!! February 22, 2005

cumtowel

A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.

After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."

by d!o July 18, 2006

cumtrumpet

A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.

After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.

by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010