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consumptionjunction

Quite possibly the single largest repository of filth, perversion and sickening images on the entire internet.

Complete with daily editorials and constantly updated files, it is a site that should truly never be overlooked when the more depraived side of the human nature comes out.
"You ever seen the ass tulips movie clip at consumptionjunction.com?"

"I dont wanna talk about it..."
by Golden Hobo May 24, 2005
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Ejaculate Consumption Theory

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.
by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008
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obsessive consumption disorder

The new OCD: It is when people tend to overeat or over consume a product, such as, gasoline.
She is fat because she has OCD.

Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?

No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
by Herman C September 14, 2011
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consumption

A convenient way to kill off a character set in a film or book set in the olden days, i.e. the old west.
Wyatt Earp: "Hey, Doc, whassamatter? You've been a-hackin up blood a while now."

Doc Holiday: "Ah, it's nuthin. I got the consumption, tha's all."
by TheColera August 16, 2010
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consumption prostitute

A girl/woman who will do things like give attention/so interest, dance, have sex and sometimes even start a relationship for stuff like drinks, presents, drugs, housing/shelter.

They're mostly active during clubbing. It's often there where they will pick up and use their "customers" for the first time.
Wise girl: Do you know why she left you?

Bankrupt loser: I think, it's due to the fact that I couldn't give her what she wanted anymore, because she completely bankrupt me with her expensive taste.

Wise girl: Finally realize she used you? She's a consumption prostitute dude!
by consumption prostitute May 31, 2007
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Consumption bereavement

the process by which consumers react emotionally and behaviorally to the withdrawal of favourite brands.
Oh man they just stopped making my favorite ice-cream

Your suffering from Consumption Bereavement
by Dikc3s October 20, 2009
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Post Consumption fragrance

To Fart, bust ass, blow wind, rip one, beefed.

Another way to say it Stinks like Shit!
Person A : What is that smell?
Person B : It Smells like Post Consumption fragrance
Person A : Somebody better make sure they did not shit their pants!

Man your ass smells like Post Consumption fragrance!

Your perfume smells like Post Consumption fragrance
by Tyrone WIlliams May 9, 2006
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