CUMSTIPATED

A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH TO BLUE BALLS

DAMNED DUDE, BITCH KEEPS GETTING ME CUMSTIPATED

by MAX FOOL March 25, 2011

Cumstopper

A slut who gives you hopes of a good fuck, only to cancel on you last minute causing the excess cum produced from anticipated sex to be bottled up. This leads to balls swelling to the size of a grapefruit.

Guy1: "Bro, my balls hurt from hanging heavy. My slut bailed out on me again."

Guy2: "That slut's fucked up."

Guy1: "Nah bro, she's cool. She can just be a real cumstopper sometimes though."

by BelASSis February 1, 2013

cumstopper

your girlfriend is a cumstopper

I aint seen my cumstopper yet

by ziggy pigg November 26, 2006

Cumstopper

This is when your "dick ridding" but then suddenly stopping and switching sides and excetera, it is also a word you would call your friends for fun even though they aren't doing it

"Nah bro is pulling a cumstopper you were just dick riding him but now you finally hopped off"

"No you cumstopper"

by Sleelyheadera March 17, 2023

Cumstipated

When you haven't had orgasmed for a while.

"I'm so cumstipated right now!"

by Madam Motorhead November 4, 2016

Cumstipated

Getting a buttload of semen up your ass, it makes you constipated

Britney! Brian was butt fucking me so much last night that now I’m cumstipated!

by xXBrownEyedGirlXx July 27, 2018

cuestopeel thavr

A hispanic, scrabble created character. Loves America, his second country. The classic cuestopeel thavr accessories would be elmo slippers, unicorn scarf, trendy sunglasses, and 4 hats. Loves to bake. Loves hats. Was born sometime in November. Hates the color blue, yet his hair color is just that.

Hey! That's Cuestopeel Thavr! I love that guy!

by cuestopeelsbiggestfan November 20, 2020