Cumquatch

When a man cums on a woman's face, then proceeds to smear her hair into her cum-covered face. Making her look like a Sasquatch covered with cum.

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by MaxDoll88 February 13, 2014

cumquat

a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"

"dude your girl is such a cumquat"

by half breed August 23, 2005

cumsqua

a bomb ass faggot with no morals or strength whatsoever.

Connor's such a fucking cumsqua

by Sheamus_54 May 13, 2019

Cumquat Express

Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.

I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.

by J-hovercraft1990 June 24, 2019

cumquat

any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp

A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa

by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004

cumquat

the female fruit

I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy

by sj January 12, 2004

cumsquatter

When a homosexual male couple are engaging in sex and the man on top just sits down on his partner's dick and lets him jizz into him.

Man, this guy at the club is known as the biggest cumsquatter in the bar.

by cjo May 6, 2003