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baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
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corning

To take an alcoholic beverage (alone or among friends) and drink it in the corner. Can be chugged or gulped, but should be done in a quick manner. Shots can be corned as well.
"Everyone got a beer?"

"Lets corn"

OR

"Let us begin corning."
by Daviedoo December 5, 2009
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Corning

The act of shoving corn cernels or cobs of corn up one's ass.
I was corning Marcel's asshole.
by laxfreak102 May 19, 2007
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Cummoning

the act of ejaculating with intent of the excretion to land on someone or something
Whatcha doing?”

“Cummoning.”
“Ahh you on grindr again.”
by Jj0909 August 21, 2021
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Owen Cornings

1) Name of an inulation company; which is used as slang to describe a womans workout/athletic pants such as Lulu lemons; which are so tight due to her fatness; or mammoth thighs; if someone were to cut the pants flab and skin would burst out; similar to cutting open a bag of insulation.
Jack: "Hey man Lucy was rocking the treadmill in her owen cornings today"

John: "Jesus fuck; she looks like a speed skater in those babies!"
by Johnny John John John? March 30, 2011
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Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.
Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.
by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010
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Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*
by Jakercut August 18, 2016
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