Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015

cumputer

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)

Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.

by tedx November 9, 2006

Alaskan CumNugget

After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.

Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?

Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.

Bro 1: Nice bro.

by My gf dick February 3, 2022

cumgut

1. the little "pooch" that some women have, usually from consuming too much sperm.

2. the perfect stomach to bust a nut on.

1. that chick is kinda chunky man.
nah, she's just got a cumgut.

2. dood, that chick is gotta major flat stomach man. awesome cumgut!

by trickflip May 1, 2005

cumnugget

a genital version of a booger; ie, a piece of dried semen found in, on, or around the penis. also a common insult or putdown comparing one to the aforementioned definition

"that kid chris is a cock smoking cumnugget."

by who is chase nuts September 12, 2005

cummuter

noun. a person, generally a woman, who rides with you to and/or from work and performs oral sex, to make the long drive go by quicker. A good cummuter rarely talks and usually always swallows.

example:

guy #1:Hey dude how was your early morning drive?
guy#2:It was amazing! i got a cummuter and it made the 45 minutes fly by!
guy#1:I told you man, it makes a huge difference!

by ragingpolarbear October 27, 2011

Cumnugget

A nugget of sperm that has changed sates from liquid to solid.

Nick cham is being a real cumnugget

by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020