cumfumble

Any time ejaculate ends up where it's not supposed to be.

"Man last night I was jacking off to porn and I cumfumbled all over my keyboard."

"I need to go get plan B. Mike accidently came inside me. Terrible cumfumble!"

by keatsway August 19, 2008

cumsumption

The act by which one swallows the semen of their partner.

Dan and I have been going steady for over a month now; I'm ready for some cumsumption.

Rasheeda sucks me off all the time, but never swallows. If we don't have cumsumption soon enough, we're done.

by hbgpa July 5, 2008

Cumdumpster

1. An individual, usually female, whom is considered and utilized for ejaculating in. Men have been known to get filled with cum as well, take Mephistopheles Foetusgrubber for instance...he is a cumdumpster and an advocate for cocks and cumloads...
2. A sperm bank comprised of a lucky individual.
3. A bimbo, a trollop, a slut, Me in a "nutshell."
4. Lastly, cumdumpster can be defined by many Bukkake actresses.

Oh my god, I cant believe I just got cream pie gangbanged by like-50 guys; wow what a cumdumpster I have become!!!

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

cumgum

noun: chewing gum that has a juicy center and squirts its juices into the mouth(s) of those who partake of it.

After our extended french kissing and feeling each off, Tammy knew I was getting ready to go down and suck her breasts when I would bring out a piece of cumgum. We would put in between our teeth gingerly, and then join our mouths. Then we would crunch the cumgum. Occasionally, I would also apply some of the cumgum to her breasts, clit, and little man in the boat, but I always used the spearmint flavor because the cinnamon was a bit hot, almost to the point of being caustic.

by Sex luver September 25, 2007

Cumdumpsta-nothin

(n.) - a uncomplimentary term used to describe a person, most notably a female, who is a slut *and* will likely amount to nothing in life.

(example 1)
John: Did you hear about Chris's new girlfriend?
David: 'Nah, what's she like?
John: She's a high-school dropout, and she's loose as hell.
David: Damn, she sound like a cumdumpsta-nothin!

(example 2)
John: So how's it goin' with the new gf?
Chris: Man, I dropped that ho -- she ain't nothin' but a cumdumpsta-nothin!

by J-Philly December 14, 2008

cumbum

Where the anus is full to the brim with cum!

I aint going near that cumbum its spilling out everywhere!!!!

by Dave&Rich July 15, 2008

cumcumber

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.

Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!

by bumbaleena July 3, 2011