cullum

A family friendly substitute for cunt, predominantly in the pejorative sense.

Originates from annoying jazz pixie Jamie Cullum who is, himself, a cunt.

It is surprising how little explanation is required when directly substituting the word Cullum for cunt, lending itself to the theory that Cullum is one of the countries leading cunts.

John? He's a total Cullum!

He did what? What a fucking Cullum!

Yeah I know him, he is a Cullum of biblical proportion!

cullum by keeniemeenie May 14, 2006

Cullum

To Cullum a conversation is to deprive participants of any enjoyment they may have been feeling in the time leading up to the unwanted intrusion, which usually comes in the form of over-enthusiastic laughing followed by doubling over and, in extreme cases, knee slapping.

Cullum also refers to the practice of inviting oneself to social gatherings, having assumed that hearing when and where an event is occuring constitutes a valid invitation.

Jessica Christ! Tom just had to go and Cullum his way into my 18th. At least he brought chips...

Gosh darn that was a world class Cullum. There's no way someone could be that much of a mood killer and not be conscious of it.

Cullum by The truth hurts August 30, 2012

cullum

to be a untouchable person

u know im cullum u is a cullum all over

cullum by culze June 29, 2006

Cullum marich 

Cullum is a very hot tall kid that is in love with alizah xx

Cullum marich : hey babe i love u :alizah: i love u too

Cullum marich by ßığßöý July 27, 2021

Doing a Cullum 

To claim you wish to do something, then proceeding to get distracted for upwards of fifteen minutes before remembering the original task at hand.

Cullum: Hey do you want to play a game in a minute?

You: Yeah sure
*Cullum doesn't come back to his computer for half an hour*
Cullum: Sorry for the wait I went to the shop.

Cullum: Want to play a game after I've finished my work? ETA is 10 minutes.
You: Okay sure
Cullum: Be right back I'm gonna get a coffee before we start
*Cullum has actually gone to the pub after disappearing for 20 minutes*
You: Looks like he's Doing a Cullum

Doing a Cullum by Maxiesnax1 June 8, 2020

Jamie Cullum 

A Modern-Jazz artist. Originally interested in metal bands, like Metallica, his music often has a lot of bass. His live performances are beyond faultless with perfect vocals and so much energy!

His albums so far are as follows:

*'Heard It All Before' - a rare album, only 700 worldwide, recorded using his student loan and sold at gigs.

*'Pointless Nostalgic'(2001/2)- Primarily a self-funded record, but evetually picked up by Candid records. Has a mixture of fantastic covers and own songs .

*'Twenty-Something'(2003)- released 20th October 2003, on Universal Classics and Jazz label. An album of hugely different sounds ranging from songs taken from 70 years ago to songs written by himself and his brother, Ben.

*'Catching Tales'(2005) - released September 26th 2005. This album has a completely different sound and feel to his previous albums. It shows how much he has grown and matured, not just musically and vocally, but also lyrically. It features an outstanding cover of 'Catch The Sun' by Doves. Jamie's best album so far.

*You can also buy the 'Live At Blenheim Palace' album and DVD, as well as Piano/guitar/vocal books for 'Twenty-Something' and 'Catching Tales'.

Jamie Cullum is the only modern-jazz artist with so much raw talent and love of music.

Jamie Cullum by flyaninnocentlife February 13, 2007

Steffen Cullum 

Steffen Cullum is strong and hard working, sexy and funny. Steffen Cullum will do anything to help a friend, always mature when needed to be.

If you want to be the best be Steffen Cullum!

Steffen Cullum by It was an inside job March 14, 2018