cumcussion

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage

Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night

by sasha grey January 4, 2013

cumbustrophy

If someone aggressively cumbusts all over the place.

After the cumbustrophy, the cum was everywhere.

by Tepovation March 19, 2022

Cumcussion

The euphoric, lazy, and disembodied feeling one has after busting a massive nut. Usually requires 10 minutes of recovery time. Symptoms include sweating, twitching, and minor paralyzation immediately following the discharge.

That girl sucked me so hard that I got a cumcussion

by TheDrunkenBulletTM June 17, 2013

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

Cumcussion

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.

"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"

by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009