cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003

cumrag

Rag used to catch semen after one has ejaculated. (See Also: Nut Rag)

I usually use an old pair of drawers for a cumrag

by Cappy1 June 15, 2004

cumragpussy

a pet my friend sophia had before it died , its name was cumragpussy. dont worry it was an online pet.

"cumragpussy was one of my favorite pets. they made me have one of the happiest times."

by interstellars May 10, 2020

dickquila cumrise

The dickquila cumrise is a cocktail for whores whereby a man retains his ejaculate in his foreskin, he then fashions it into a makeshift cup to which he and adds a shot of tequila; the whore then drinks it. down.

Ho 1: "Hey, that bartender is cute, I hope he has a foreskin because I'd love a dickquila cumrise?"
Ho 2: "You're a filthy ho, I'd rather give him an Angry Bowser"

by 1337157 January 9, 2015

Cumpig

Someone, generally a male, preoccupied with an insatiable desire to consume large amounts of semen.

I consider myself straight but I'm a closet cumpig and can't get enough stringy ropey ejaculate down my throat to fill my overwhelming craving.

by Kun T. March 21, 2022

cumrag

the tissue, napkin or old sock that you use to catch a nut during masterbation

if i hadn't used a cumrag then i would have fuckin egg all over my bed

by kyle m July 16, 2003

cumrin

someone that is really gay

mack: cumrin is gay right

chase: yes

by sagrin November 8, 2020