cum gun

it's on a man's pelvis

the penis is god's gift of a cosmetic cum gun

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

cum gun

A derogatory slur used towards male genitalia whereas the testicles are the ammo and the penis is the barrel.

“Don't ever disrespect me cus on my dead homies I will swing my cum gun across your face like a grandfather clock”

by matthieusonnier2 March 16, 2024

cum gun

when you plug your dick and let go leading to a water gun like hose.

I cum guned all over

by the creator 420 May 7, 2024

Cum Gun V.2

Cum Gun V2 or commonly known as CGV2 on the internet. Occurs when your penis is as hard as a diamond and you feel as if your dick is about to explode like a 20 kiloton nuclear bomb. What happens is that your dick will start shooting load after load like a machine gun usually completely submerging the victim with your baby batter, with accuracy no one has ever seen before.

Jimmy shot his best friends mom with his Cum Gun V.2

by TheStinky February 16, 2021

double barreled cum gun

A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.

After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.

by Clefty the Lefty January 4, 2008

Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint

my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

chisled cum gun

Slang word for rock hard penis

That girl at the bars hot, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her my "chisled cum gun"

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019