Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.
by tmant May 28, 2011
Get the Shrub Cuddler mug.originated by my boy "skinflute" in Davis Ca. Oven Cuddler is in short, a "jew". Why a jew? Because back in the day in Hitler's concentration camps when the jews were burned in masses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. Hence, the definition "oven cuddler"
Don't be an "oven cuddler" man. Pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!
The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"
The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"
by Da Skrill June 23, 2006
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"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."
"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"
"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"
by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011
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Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.
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