Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011

Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper

So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine

by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015

Coon cuddler

A female not of the African race, who enjoys being intimate with people whom are from Africa or descendent and have black skin.

Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018

Serial Cuddler

A serial killer who cuddles you to death while slowly whispering in an ASMR fashion; the lyrics to Dancing Queen

Joshie you’re such a serial cuddler

by JoshieYoshi August 20, 2021

Penis Cuddler

One who takes enjoyment out of being around a penis

Mike: would you like to cuddle my penis with your mouth?
Cedar: of course! i am a penis cuddler!

by Mike Hawk (say it aloud) February 19, 2011

Clit cuddler

A slang term for lesbian women.

Look at the fucking clit cuddlers over there.

by Seb'sdeffs January 10, 2018

Cock Cuddler

A girl or guy that likes to have sex with a guy. Usually a slut, whore, hoe, tramp or skank.

Bob:"I heard your wife was a Cock Cuddler before you guys went out"
John:"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?! I SWEAR I'LL CUT YOU EIGHT DIFFERENT WAYS!!!:

by BigWang117 December 21, 2008