When your absolutely drop dead gawjus wife walks into your view and you become mute and fixated on her every movement, you can’t even remember why you were saying or why you were even there.
As I’m talking to someone and my Gawjus walks in, just by her presence and beauty, I can’t even remember my ABC’s let alone what day it is, ie just been MUDDLEFUCKED
by Logan & Lexie March 10, 2019
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by byte_me January 2, 2015
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A man is with his lady in a bed cuddling each other and after a while their cuddling ends on a strong and fierce sexual relationship. That's the cuddlefuck.
by Sackez April 13, 2015
Get the Cuddlefuck mug.Pretty much sexual intercourse with clothes on. Occurs a lot in small public gatherings where two people show interest but are disinclined to actually take it further. So to make up for it they cuddle closely, even straddling each other slightly, thus the "fucking" part of the word.
Wow, those two are definitely cuddlefucking in that seat
Bob and Steph are cuddlefucking on that seat, you might not want to sit close to them.
Bob and Steph are cuddlefucking on that seat, you might not want to sit close to them.
by whydoesthismatter April 21, 2008
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2. The period in which you are done fucking the shit out of your partner, they came but you did not, and you sit there, talking about random stuff
2. The period in which you are done fucking the shit out of your partner, they came but you did not, and you sit there, talking about random stuff
1. i cuddle fucked my crush last night during our movie, and i don't know what to do.
2. yo, me and my wife cuddlefucked, and it was kinda disappointing.
2. yo, me and my wife cuddlefucked, and it was kinda disappointing.
by Larry (The Lobster) Sherbert July 14, 2022
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You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!
by cazort August 27, 2003
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