Cocktus

A sex toy closely resembling a cactus. When it is inside a woman, gives birth to a cactus. Popular among pirates.

Person 1:Allyson and Blake had a cactus-baby!

Person 2:How the hell???

Person 1: They bought a cocktus.

Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.

by MagicalMissMuffins January 27, 2010

Cuckus

Somebody who is 15 or older and still isnt allowed to live like an real teenager and doest speak up to their parents.

Brandon is such a cuckus because he cant use his xbox past 7:30 PM.

by Dontworryboutit2002 May 7, 2018

Cuctus

Someone who is acting like a raisin oatmeal cookie

"Gosh Todd stop being such a dumb cuctus"

by Cuctus July 7, 2018

Cuckussion

The act of finishing on the cuck’s face instead of his wife

Origin-
Englishcuckold > 18th cent.cuck
+Latinconcutere > Latin concussio

=cuckussion

Synonyms: cucked, dominated, humiliated

I heard Chad gave that guy a cuckussion when Chad was having sex with the guy’s wife.

by jusstStUd May 30, 2019

Cuctus

A desert male cactus who enjoys watching his loved one penetrated by random male cactus or male cacti.

That poor cuctus.. he could’ve done so much more with so much more.

by Webster’sMami August 17, 2020

cuacktus

a silly goober who’s slightly older than you and all your friends

she’s so old and wise. she’s my cuacktus

by underwatertoasteroven May 22, 2023

Cocktus

a 300 foot Giant Chicken shaped tiger that lives in the desert of antarctica south of my belt line

This cocktus above deeze nuts

by V3TT3R March 15, 2024