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Cuckology

The study of cuck and getting cucked by those who enjoy to cuck cuckologists
Man: Boy-howdy I've been getting cucked for hours now - my life is falling apart, might as well begin my study of cuckology!
by Geniye December 5, 2016
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Cuckaroo Banzai

One who thinks their bowtie makes them look as suave as Buckaroo Banzai. Instead, they just look like a massive cuck.
Man, that Tucker Carlson is a real Cuckaroo Banzai...
by Strangelove8762 October 7, 2018
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Cuckllowance

The allotted amount of money that a whipped cuck husband is allowed to spend by his wife. Sometimes given out in weekly, monthly or yearly allowances.
Dave couldn't hang with his homies because he already used up all his cuckllowance that his wife and her lover Tyrone allowed him to have for the week.

Jeff started to wonder why his wife gave him such a low cuckllowance since he earned all that money working 2 jobs.
by JazzyyJ March 3, 2019
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cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*
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cockalope

Great insult to man or woman refering to cramming a cock in your mouth
betty: "hey"
frank: "your a cockalope"
betty: "fuck you"
by Nooby bot February 14, 2008
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CuckLord

a man whose wife has sex with another man
damn Brian is acting like a CuckLord
by TheUnknownDictionarier August 29, 2021
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Cockaloaf

When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.
She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.
by Salexis January 24, 2010
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