Crysturbating

To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.

Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.

by TPH007 June 14, 2015

Consterbation

Consternation brought on solely by ones own actions and self-inflicted misfortune.

Steve suffered terrible consterbation because he was too lazy to get his taxes done on time.

by Gordon LP March 26, 2008

Crasterbation

The art of evasively jerking off in a high school computer lab.

Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...

by Crassmaster9000 September 16, 2014

Crysturbation

When one needs to cry, and uses sad fan fiction to help.

When she needs to cry, she uses sad Muke fan fiction to help her through her session of crysturbation.

by BruhItsLoganIdk October 24, 2015

cryturbation

A spontaneous outpouring of tears during an intense mastrubation session.

Garry was so sad that his hamster died, he had to resort to cryturbation to get over the grief.

by Miceank July 27, 2014

christerbation

Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"

"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"

"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."

"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."

by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021

Crafterbation

The making of arts or crafts for one's own benefit or pleasure. Usually, but not always to the point of completion of that project. Crafterbation may involve hands, fingers, tools, everyday objects, and/or special supplies.

Jane doesn't sell or give away her crafts. She only makes stuff because she enjoys a healthy level of crafterbation.

by Jane Sawyer Makes April 27, 2023